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Joke of the Day
"best joke ever! The Dallas Cowboys."
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"If I were any more hungry right now, Brad and Angelina would adopt me :("
"Yog see woman Yog ask woman out Yog go on date Yog fall in love Yog act like an idiot Yog get dumped Yoghurt."
"You know those voices in your head? Choose the smartest, sanest one and call it you."
"If i don't get a B+ or better on the Emergency Broadcast System Test this Saturday. My mom said she's taking my iPhone away for a month."
"A man's ears were exposed to a high frequency sound... He said ""It hertz."""
"What smells of cheese and is filled with holes? About 100 French people right now"
"Of course everyone deserves a 2nd chance, but I gave yours to someone else."
"My can of whoop ass seems to have expired."
"Where does Donald Trump store his books? The fireplace."