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Joke of the Day

"[Batman at McDonald's] What's your chicken sandwich called? -A McChicken And the rib? -A McRib [pulls out his batwallet] I like your style."

"We have enough breakfast items for the toaster now, food scientists. Move on to the car heater vent."

"When guys claim to have had a threesome, the next question is usually, ""How was it?"" In my case, that question is shortened to one word."

"What does a zen ghost say? Boo, duh..."

"What do you call that useless piece of skin on the end of the vagina? A woman"

"What do you get when you cross a cat and an octopus? A strong reprimand from the ethics committee and immediate recission of all funding."

"why do you always have nicer earrings than me mexican babies"

"Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? A: When you slap a mosquito it will stop sucking."

"Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror? They wanted to see it crack up!"

"*Running late *Light turns green but car in front wont go *About to honk when reads bumper sticker: honk if you love disco *Is late for work"