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Joke of the Day

"Why did the emo chicken go across the road? He was afraid to go down the tracks."

"""What sins have you committed?"" Well... [20 minutes later] ... finally fit my whole fist up there. I shit you not. Father? *vomiting sound*"

"I can sleep for ages and not get tired"

"People with a good sense of humor have a better sense of life."

"There's no easy way to say this..... She sells sea shells on the sea shore, the shells that she sells are sea shells for sure."

"Brother-in-arms What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time? ""You're my brother in arms!"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cole ! Cole who ? Cole as a cucumber !"

"Jesus isn't one to get angry very often.. But I remember seeing him once looking very cross"

"Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen that said 'Parking Fine'."

"Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI? A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down."