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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cole ! Cole who ? Cole as a cucumber !"
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"Why is Japan the only country to celebrate the Penis? Because it's kawaii."
"What do you call the ""Dirty Jobs"" guy beating someone up? A Mike Rowe Aggression"
"A friend got some vinegar in his ear now he suffers from pickled hearing."
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist asshole"
"Who is this Rorschach guy? And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?"
"What's the difference between Texas and Russia? One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold."
"""I suppose you have to live somewhere."" - A more accurate motto for the state of Utah."
"Sometimes you just need to reach out and touch someone. With a shovel. On the side of the head."
"I've said it before and I'll say it again, if you drive a Nissan but don't call it Liam then what is even the point of you"