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Joke of the Day

"Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI? A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down."

"Two Pigs Laying In The Sun... One pig says: ""It's so hot out here."" The other pig says: ""I am..."" (_) ( _)>- (_) ""Bacon."""

"How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb? None. They just move out of the house."

"He was a satyr boy She said see you later boy He wasn't goat enough for her"

"""Yeah, you're right, this shit is really hard. You wanna go get a milkshake or something?""-me as a personal trainer"

"WELL IF BEING DISCHARGED FROM THE HOSPITAL ISNT THE BEST TIME TO ASK ABOUT A THREESOME THEN IM FRESH OUT OF IDEAS"

"Choosy moms choose Jif. Boozey moms choose Jeff, the abusive, alcoholic boyfriend."

"So I called the rape helpline... ... they said they only help victims"

"What do you call cheap circumcision? A ripoff."

"Why don't women wear watches? Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove"