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Joke of the Day
"Jesus isn't one to get angry very often.. But I remember seeing him once looking very cross"
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"Why are camels referred to as ""the ships of the desert"" ? They are full of Iranian seman"
"My girlfriend has twelve breasts. It seems kind of freaky, dozen-tit?"
"You'd be shocked at how easy it is to walk into a nursing home and draw mustaches on the dementia patents"
"I hope you all had a wonderful Mother's Day today. Just kidding, here's a reminder it's on May 10th."
"How come when a child shouts ""This is dumb"" at a wedding it's considered cute, but when I do it, I'm immediately replaced by another priest?"
"Girlfriend said ""I think I'm pregnant, I'm two weeks late.. ..April fools!"""
"My son curses like I make love. He has no idea how to do it and someone usually yells at him and tells him to stop before he's finished."
"When you pass gas loudly in a crowded room, everyone should applaud... That takes some guts."
"Apparently this dude at the mall was just tying his shoe and did NOT want to play leap frog. My bad, dude. My bad."