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Joke of the Day

"If at first you don't succeed, buy her another beer."

"You know you're a bad driver when your GPS tells you ""after 400 feet stop and let me out"""

"You know why it is that when a flock of birds fly in a 'V' formation one side is always longer the other? There's more birds on that side."

"What did one sunbathing pig say to another? I'm bacon."

"What's long, dark, hard and grotesque but very satisfying to beat? Bloodborne"

"I was going to make a joke about an ass. Butt fuck it."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Because they can't change anything."

"I had this problem where the cap wouldn't stay on my whiskey bottle. So I fixed it with scotch tape."

"I'm not saying I spend a lot of time in the restroom, I'm just saying if you walk into my stall you can be charged with home invasion..."