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Joke of the Day

"I was going to make a joke about an ass. Butt fuck it."

"If you think buying condoms is awkward, try returning them."

"3 guys walk into a bar you would think one of them would have seen it."

"Why do Jewish people have big noses Because air is free"

"Don't you hate when you're at the mall and there's a kid that just won't shut up. You're like, ""SHHH!"" And he's all, ""STRANGER! DANGER!"

"Why are there so many old people in Church? They're cramming for the final."

"How many Reddit mods does it take to change a lightbulb? A substantial amount, you fucking morons."

"Why do atheists scream out 'oh my God' during sex? Because it's unbelievable."

"I've decided to retire on Monday & live off my savings. Don't know what I will do on Tuesday though?"

"Saw (2004, Horror): An old man gives 2 people instructions on how to walk out of a bathroom. 102 minutes."