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Joke of the Day
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Because they can't change anything."
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"I told my friend she'd drawn her eyebrows on too high... she looked surprised."
"There are two things that never work Month old condoms and voting for a third party. (That being said, I'm fucking terrified)"
"If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?"
"I just walked by an old man who kept saying, ""One, three, five, seven, nine... one, three, five, seven, nine..."" I thought, ""How odd."""
"Did you guys hear the joke about the stunt man's flame? It was retarded"
"Let's play a game: If you were stranded forever on a desert island and had only one book of Russian literature, how would you kill yourself?"
"If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty."
"Nothing is more dangerous than a woman ""gathering her thoughts""."
"What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast."