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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Because they can't change anything."

"An atheist, a vegan and a crossfitter walk into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes."

"Q: What's the difference between an onion and an accordion? A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion."

"What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon? ""IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"""

"what do martial artists eat? kung food edit: the people making additional jokes are my heroes"

"I just got early access to the new Injustice: Mods among us."

"A guy walked up to me in the street today and yelled ""N B A G""... ...I thought to myself, that's bang out of order."

"What if animals were injured in the making of a film. would it say ''Tim hurt one monkey... he feels bad."""

"*brings a super-magnet to a knife fight* *discovers that stainless steel is not magnetic*"

"Did you hear about the guy hit with the 2 x 4? He was board to death."