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Joke of the Day
"Adam Sandler"
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"When Jesus saw those riled up Romans needless to say he was very cross."
"""That's a wrap, everybody."" ~movie director identifying delicious food"
"If Donald Trump becomes president.. If Donald Trump becomes president of an Island population of only himself, there will still be anarchy."
"How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket? Crammed in."
"Lets not kid ourselves, if the zombie apocalypse broke out, there are a couple people we would swear were zombies so we could shoot them"
"I just found out the mods' password! [removed]"
"[at Chinese restaurant] ""Hi I'll have a large goingon"" -What is goingon? ""Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food"""
"When my wife and I first got married she treated me like a god! Gave me burnt sacrifices every night."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when put in the oven."