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Joke of the Day

"The best job ever? Sleeping Beauty at Disney World. You just lay down all day. If anyone bothers you, it's like excuse me, I'm working here."

"[zoo] ""This is the bear kids"" Wow I want his arms ""What? You cant ha.."" *kid shows tour guide 2nd amendment* ""Bring him the arms smh"""

"Q: Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? A: Because he's married."

"I am proud to annouce my discovery of Forrest Fenn's Treasure!!! It took SO long. Now I must follow the clues and locate the box."

"A man walks into a bar.. ..all the bottles fall down."

"What does a guy think in the middle of a blowjob? Fuck i'm broke."

"I love a girl with a trimmed bush.... Only because its makes it easier to see her through the window at night."

"Ikea failed miserably at processed meat products business Someone ordered meatballs and Ikea sends them a cow with DIY instructions"

"My Asian friend asked me what the word correctible meant... I replied, ""It's what you call an object regarded as being of value or interest to a collector."""

"What is a shark's favorite illegal substance? Reefer!"