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Joke of the Day

"I love a girl with a trimmed bush.... Only because its makes it easier to see her through the window at night."

"You know what is ironic about Whitney Houston dying in her bath tub? She was taking swimming lessons at that time"

"Did you hear what happened when Oedipus got flu? He became one sick mother fucker."

"All right, Mr. Bank Guy. My business plan is forcing my pregnant dog to drink beer so its puppies are deformed and I can make money off them"

"Overheard @ high school's red & white football game Clueless freshman: ""So, who are we playing?"" Crowd: ""It's intrasquad!"" Pregnant pause. Clueless freshman: ""So we're still going to lose!"""

"""I see your face and raise you a boner."" - a fun way for a poker player to tell his girlfriend she's attractive"

"I personally think that Halloween should be moved To November 8 (it'll be more scary)"

"I heard they banned phones now in China Apparently there is so many Wings and so many Wongs they keep Winging the Wong number."

"When I was a kid we were so poor... If I didn't wake up at christmas with a hard-on I'd have nothing to play with."

"Thankful that Five-Fingered Shoes company doesn't make pants."