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Joke of the Day

"Ikea failed miserably at processed meat products business Someone ordered meatballs and Ikea sends them a cow with DIY instructions"

"It was really foggy on my way home today Looked quite misterious"

"McDonalds should have a 3rd window where you can trade in the wrong stuff that they gave you at the 2nd window."

"Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day; Teach a man to fish, and a month later he dies of scurvy."

"Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea? It's because they are a Seoulless nation."

"Ninjas are like virgins.... No one ever sees them coming"

"TIL in 1974 Russians accidentally blew up their own submarine, thinking it was an enemy Oops, wrong sub"

"I did a random survey/poll on the street and according to 98% of people, ""Leave me alone""!"

"I was going to tell you a gay joke butt fuck it"

"Doggy Sherlock Holmes was investigating a case... Doggy Sherlock: Any leads? Doggy Watson: Yes, Holmes. Two. Doggy Sherlock: Excellent, lets take them and go walkies."