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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar.. ..all the bottles fall down."
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"Difference between Port Authority and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station... The other's a busty crustacean!"
"I find puns about bones to be... quite Humerus!"
"Me: Ready for school? 7yo: [in only underwear with pants tied around his neck like a scarf & a sock on each hand] Almost"
"What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? ""Where's Popcorn?"""
"Boxers leave me feeling unsupported. But I guess I shouldn't expect a man who has forged his hands into weapons to gently cup my balls."
"Teacher: ""Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?"" Student: ""So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"""
"Two tomatoes were sitting in a fridge... One tomato says to the other: 'Ain't it cold?' And the other replies: 'HOOOOOLY SHIT, A SPEAKING TOMATO!!!'"
"I like my women like I like my whisky 18 years old and mixed up in coke"
"I like my coffee like my women... Black and bitter, preferably fairtrade"