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Joke of the Day

"What is a shark's favorite illegal substance? Reefer!"

"Did you hear the one about the two deaf guys? What?"

"I dated an English teacher for a few months, but it didn't work out. She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon."

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick up your girlfriend's arse."

"I was in the Olympics ,I was favorite in the Errection event But only made it to the Semi's"

"Why was the blonde's belly button bruised? Her boyfriend was blond, too."

"How does moses make his coffee Hebrews it"

"Start your presentation with a joke My boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke. I attached payslip on the first slide..."

"What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head? A eunucorn."

"I wish lap dance minutes felt like treadmill minutes."