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Joke of the Day

"I am proud to annouce my discovery of Forrest Fenn's Treasure!!! It took SO long. Now I must follow the clues and locate the box."

"Me: Dad, how did you guys manage without WhatsApp and SMS ?? Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? ... ackhh achkghk"

"When I bought pizza today my hands started to spasm You could say I got Little Seizures."

"It's funny how dogs can lick their own balls... it's so hard for me to do that, they start barking at me before i get anywhere near them."

"What's baked every day and sells itself? My sister."

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...& murderous clowns, & ISIS, & one of these two getting elected President after Halloween."

"Knock knock.. Come in!"

"[as i'm getting buried alive by a serial killer] wait stop who's gonna feed my tamagotchis"

"So I broke my Nokia today."