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Joke of the Day
"Netflix suggested I watch my kids."
Next Joke
"Where do the happy people of Baltimore live? In a merry land."
"Pretty sure HR is going to be paying me a visit, thanks to the CW that emailed to thank me for ""all the services I provided them""."
"I took my family out to an authentic Vietnamese place. My wife and I had pho. The kids sewed Nikes for 14 hours and were beaten. Great pho."
"What does the L in Samuel L Jackson stand for? Motherfucker"
"Boxer Sugar Ray dreamt of killing his opponent and backed out, but a priest convinced him to fight, he ended up killing the opponent."
"My wife's name is Elle but I call her ""L"" for short, because I don't have all day."
"What's a thoughtful person's favourite dip? Hmmmus."
"Today I masturbated 8 times! A personal record for me... In my defence Schindler's list was a long film"
"You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! -Noahpra"