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Joke of the Day
"Where do the happy people of Baltimore live? In a merry land."
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"90s kids won't get this . . Social Security benefits. ."
"Pinocchio boarded a bus in Rome. The bus was full of priests, except for one seat. Pinocchio took the seat and said"" Thank god I'm not a real boy!!"""
"How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was."
"Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola? A: The dog knows when to stop scratching."
"Why did the blind lady fall into the well? Because she couldn't see that well."
"What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence? Mountin' time"
"What is Donald Trump's least favorite '80s band? Foreigner"
"What do you get when you cross a gay man and a Jew? A hit Broadway show!"
"What can you never eat for breakfast? Dinner."