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Joke of the Day

"Where do the happy people of Baltimore live? In a merry land."

"/r/news hears about Turkey [removed]"

"Having a wife is like a grenade You pull the ring off, and your house is gone."

"What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator? The shiitalkie mushroom."

"You know how to do gypsy triathlon? You walk to the pool, don't swim, and then ride home on a brand new bike."

"What's the diffence between a thong and a bandsaw? Nothing... Just one inch of a slip with your finger and you're in deep shit in both cases."

"My coworker couldn't decide which grandparents should be her 2 children's legal guardians, so I said to split them up. Then you only have to decide who gets the top half, who gets the bottom."

"What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital? An Anne-Boleyn-ce."

"""I take pride in my job. I transport the worlds most precious cargo"" -oh, u drive a school bus? ""LMAO Hell no! I'm a drug smuggler u nerd"""

"What's the most-clicked link on the Alzheimer's support website? Forgot Your Password?"