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Joke of the Day
"What's a thoughtful person's favourite dip? Hmmmus."
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"When I was in the first grade my teacher could remember my name Which really hurt since I was home-schooled"
"I like my women like I like my wine... Twelve years old and in the cellar."
"Neighbour: Haven't I seen you on TV? Actor: Well I do appear on and off you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off."
"Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't do well in a hot car trunk all day."
"Why is ""porn"" not a standard button on keyboards yet?"
"Star Wars joke: What is the Rancor's favorite candy? Jawa breakers."
"If I was stranded on a snowy mountaintop with friends and had to resort to cannibalism, the most horrific part would be not having ketchup."
"You know what I have found always kills the mood? The noise from a rape alarm"
"Should English be the only official language of the EU? No."