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Joke of the Day
"What does the L in Samuel L Jackson stand for? Motherfucker"
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"A blonde walks into a library... ba dum tss thank you, thank you"
"What did one leper say to another? Got yer nose!"
"The iPhone 7 is water-resistant, has stereo sound and a better camera but it doesn't have that one feature that I want: affordability."
"Sorry I haven't tweeted much. Kathy on facebook was keeping us updated on her menstrual cramps."
"I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone."
"A man's wife died and he called wife's parents many times after some time Mother in Law: Stop calling. How many times we need to tell you that she died? Man: It pleases me to listen that she died."
"My dog is a typical guy, I talk to him and he's all wagging his tail, but I know he's not listening. I get it ladies."
"What do you call a potato/corn crime fighting duo? Starchy and Husk"
"What do you call a hot girl with no legs? Disabled."