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Joke of the Day
"What does the L in Samuel L Jackson stand for? Motherfucker"
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"What is Billy Joel's favorite Bill Murray movie? Caddyshack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack."
"Why do fat people say they have to start eating right? They've obviously mastered the art of chewing and swallowing."
"My wife told me not to say anything about her friend's lazy eye so I made sure to give numerous compliments on her super-athletic one."
"If I had a 1$ for every gender there was... I'd have 2 dollars."
"What do you call fat dubstep? Chubby wubby"
"Safe sex is stupid. Safes can't get pregnant."
"What's it called if women in heaven still menstruate? A grace period."
"Fun Super Bowl Game: Every time they show Ray Lewis on the screen, stab someone in your party and then deny it was you."
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba-dum tss"