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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into a restaurant with his friend. The server ask what he wants to drink and he say H2O. His friend says he will have H2O to. His friend is no longer alive."

"I once tried to become a Nazi... ...but killing people was outside mein kampf-ort zone."

"You know what's fun to do in Ohio? ... Pack up and get the fuck out."

"Subreddit for cleanjokes? Anyone know of one? TIA"

"I have been using teeth whitener, and now they are completely oblivious to the experiences and sufferings of other peoples."

"What does a guy want more than anything in the world? It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first."

"I went to the hospital today and told the doctor my baby was born 9 months early. She asked to see it, so I came on her face."

"College doesn't prepare you for holding in farts in the workplace."

"When someone tells me they're a doctor or an engineer all I can think is: ""wow your parents must've yelled at you to do your homework a lot"""

"Where is the biggest jews concentration? In the air."