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Joke of the Day
"You know what's fun to do in Ohio? ... Pack up and get the fuck out."
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"I bet sometimes Captain America has to call Captain Canada for help, like if he needs to convert miles into kilometers."
"What do tampons and white women have in common? They are both stuck up cunts."
"For some reason all of my friends are calling me racist I just can't seem to get through to them that racism is a crime, and crime is for black people"
"Stop taking my book seriously - God"
"An anagram of Ellen Poe is Allen Poe.. Quoth the Reddit...nevermore"
"If you find that China is not working... ... Have you tried updating your Mao settings?"
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor."
"My microwave beeps if I don't open the door within 30 seconds of it stopping. I'm fat, microwave. I won't forget there's food in there."
"I just took the Bruce Lee of dumps. It fucked my ass all up."