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Joke of the Day

"Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up? To shake things up on network tv."

"If I have written a tweet similar to yours, I apologize for your lack of depth and vision."

"My bank sends a text with my balance. It's a nice feature but I didn't think the LOL was necessary."

"A woman walks in to a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre So he gave her one."

"My neverending quest in life is to evenutally find the stupid lid to this damn Tupperware bowl."

"What's the easiest sport to get into? Limbo. They don't set the bar very high."

"What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics? Legs."

"I still remember the last thing my grandma said before she kicked the bucket. ""hey, watch me kick this bucket""."

"[ouija board] Spirits im in need of your help O N L Y I F Y O U H E L P U S Sure W T F I S Y O U R W I F I P A S S W O R D"

"""What's green and eats nuts?"" ""Syphilis!"""