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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Jew who is terrible with money? Bernie Sanders."

"There's this sketchy joint downtown named ""The Disco"" ... ... I hear it causes a lot of panic!"

"All of Donald Trump's wives are foreigners... Turns out there really are jobs American's won't do. Source: Mitt Romney's response to an interviewer's question."

"Use promo code 'NETFLIX' to get 50% off your grades."

"The problem with speaking the truth is.. ..you assume others do too"

"What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !"

"What do you call a half elephant, half rhinoceros? An abomination."

"If abortion is murder... wearing a condom must be kidnapping."

"Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use? It must have fallen through a crack."

"Jay-Z has vowed to never use the word ""bitch"" again I guess he has 100 problems now."