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Joke of the Day

"There's this sketchy joint downtown named ""The Disco"" ... ... I hear it causes a lot of panic!"

"A car dealership twice the size... ...can offer a whole lot more."

"ME: my ideal first date? well to me it dosent matter wat we do as long as we share a conection JOB INTERVIEWER: i meant how soon can u start"

"How do you make a fireman cry? Kill his family."

"SpaceX announced today that they are removing the astronaut janitor position from their first manned flight to Mars There just isn't enough room in the ship for a vacuum cleaner."

"Paris Hilton should make another sex tape with two black guys and call it [Niggas in Paris](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfM_wS7qYfY)"

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry made it out of the chamber."

"[2 years after going missing at zoo] wife: [points at TV] ""omg thats him"" me: [on the news inside kangaroos pouch] ""why is noone helping me"""

"Did you hear about the man from the experimental group that was arrested? He was out of control."

"Muffins - for people who don't have the guts to order cake for breakfast."