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Joke of the Day

"Use promo code 'NETFLIX' to get 50% off your grades."

"I have four problems in life... ...counting, remembering and counting."

"If I was a stripper my name would be medusa Because I'll make you rock hard ;)"

"My dad was going out. He told me to watch the fire I said ""no thanks, I've seen it before"""

"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care."

"If I bought 1/4 of the Viagra the spammers are offering me, I'd have a hard on for the next 400 years."

"Life with me baby is like a rollercoaster It's got a weight restriction. (Stolen from a mock the week episode)"

"I know Victoria's secret She's hungry."

"How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in their ear. "

"After math class, my friend fell off of a vertical cliff... I yelled Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^!"