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Joke of the Day
"Jay-Z has vowed to never use the word ""bitch"" again I guess he has 100 problems now."
Next Joke
"A pessimist and an optimist are watching one of the 2016 debates... The pessimist says ""It can't get any worse"" and the optimist says ""Oh yes it can!"""
"Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend? He didn't have all the 7"" he kept talking about."
"""If Trump wins I'm moving to Canada"" So people fleeing their country from political crisis isn't OK unless it's the USA..."
"Why do bird watchers invest so much money in breast cancer awareness? Because they are greatly satisfied by seeing Tucans."
"How do you like your juice? I like mine gassy and concentrated."
"Where will the Womens World Cup final be held? Kitchen Stadium"
"saying monkeys r ur favorite animal is basically saying u like a shorter, hairier version of urself who can only communicate by screaming"
"Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today Should've cooked it on aloha temperature.."
"How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas? When there is no ""L"""