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Joke of the Day

"All of Donald Trump's wives are foreigners... Turns out there really are jobs American's won't do. Source: Mitt Romney's response to an interviewer's question."

"Even if your a one in a million kind of guy There are a thousand people just like you in China"

"Just beat Guitar Hero on expert in case anyone is looking for a virgin to sacrifice before midnight."

"I'm thinking of going as a pimp for Halloween. Anybody know how the CEO of Wells Fargo dresses?"

"IS YOUR WEDDING GOING TO BE OPEN CASKET?"

"My girlfriend told me that I am immature and need to grow up Guess who's not allowed in my tree house anymore"

"""For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.."" - Newton's Law ""Shredded cabbage and carrot make a great salad."" - Cole's Law"

"""C'mon, your relationship isn't *that* serious."" - Las Vegas"

"The year is 2157, our world is much like the one in that futuristic movie starring Tom Cruise. No, the other one. No, the other one. No, the"

"What do you call a porno with aliens in it? A science friction movie."