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Joke of the Day

"Me and my lover, sitting in a tree A-R-G-U-I-N-G"

"Once you go black you never go back... Fuck."

"What cut of beef was Lady Gaga's meat dress made from? Skirt steak. Forgive me."

"I thought it was polite to open doors for women.. But she just screamed and flew out the plane."

"Knock Knock.. (joke) who is there? Nicole. Nicole Who? Nicole never bothered me anyway."

"I went to the store to get six cans of sprite... ...But when I got home I discovered that I'd picked 7-up."

"Did you hear about the midget fortune teller that escaped from prison? The police reported a small medium at large."

"Why can't Melania Trump feel her ass? He's away campaigning."

"BAD: When your date has been in the Men's Room for 45 mins. WORSE: When the 6 yo girl at the table next to you says ""he's not coming back"""

"what did they start calling the timelord after he started frequenting one too many prostitutes? doctor whore"