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Joke of the Day

"I went to the store to get six cans of sprite... ...But when I got home I discovered that I'd picked 7-up."

"Why are Vampires Democrats? They want Gore in 2000."

"Q: What did the parent say when the little girl was whining? A: Leave it to peave her."

"When Santa's helpers take pics of themselves is it called an Elfie?"

"If all humans held hands around the equator of Earth A significant amount of then would probably drown."

"Knock, Knock! Knock, knock! Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snowbody!"

"Sikh turban dude"

"Employee: Everything I eat goes right through me. Me: Yup, that's how digestion works."

"I hate the new 'Edge' browser Microsoft implemented in Windows 10... ...It's so pointless!"

"What Does A Ghost Cow Say? Moo!"