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Joke of the Day

"Once you go black you never go back... Fuck."

"Short, but good nonetheless A midget philanthropist"

"Why did the chicken go to the seance? To get to the other side."

"I'll be honest, the only time I'd ever want to be 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' would be if I was chasing them With an axe."

"What do you call 4 dicks tied together? An erectangle."

"Why do bees hum ? Because they've forgotten the words !"

"What are some good 'your sister jokes'? Ones like: what's the difference between dinner and your sister? I wash my hands before eating dinner."

"What do you call a fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather. (_)"

"I bet we'd have to say 'The steaks are pretty high' if a herd of cows ever got into a field of marijuana."

"How's school, Hannah? ""Really tough, dad."" They're calling you Hannah Banana, aren't they? ""No-"" WHY THE HELL NOT"