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Joke of the Day

"what did they start calling the timelord after he started frequenting one too many prostitutes? doctor whore"

"The most difficult part about taking a personality test is deciding which personality should take it."

"What do you call a veterinarian who's real good at poker? (first post) Ace of spays"

"Why don't black people get on cruises anymore? They aren't falling for that one again."

"30% of Republican primary voters nationally say they support bombing Agrabah. Agrabah is the country from Aladdin. #NotTheOnion"

"Its awkward touching hands with another man in a popcorn bag, especially if you dont know the man & he doesnt know youre eating his popcorn"

"The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep."

"Your mama's so ugly people discriminate against her for it and she has no legal recourse."

"And how would you like that cooked? ""I like my steak like I like my Pokemon... Rare"""

"How long does it take for a black woman to take out the trash? 9 months."