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Joke of the Day
"what is the stupidest animal in the jungle? the polar bear"
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"Before you bludgeon to death that drifter who broke into your apartment and passed out on your futon, ask yourself: when did I buy a futon?"
"Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? (punchline in comments)"
"Bono and the Edge walk into a bar Barman says ""not you two again"""
"What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party? TURNIP"
"...a dentist on a toothpaste commercial with stethoscope around neck..., if my dentist started to listen to my heart I would freak out."
"They cooled a man to absolute zero He is 0K."
"I don't always give her an orgasm, but when I do.. She spits it back at me."
"I went to the bar with my 21 year old girlfriend... They called me a pedophile because I was 42. That totally ruined our 10 year anniversary."
"What U.S. State has the smallest sodas? Minisoda"