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Joke of the Day
"They cooled a man to absolute zero He is 0K."
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"This really crashes my belief system. Hilary Clinton spent 40 years building up her career to lose presidency to a man who picked up politics as a hobby last year."
"the best part about kissing a girl is that fun little 30yr build-up right before it happens"
"Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by? Everywhere."
"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking when you smack it. *Heard this from my hubby last night."
"I've been waiting for this moment ever since I got up... goodnight!"
"Let your girlfriend know how much you love her by screeching loudly like a pterodactyl whenever she talks."
"How many Jews can you fit in a car? One hundred. Five and the rest in the ashtray. (An Austrian friend told me this joke.)"
"I go to the bank wearing a Ski mask because I want everyone to know how athletic I am."
"Just want to apologize to all the unlucky women that have had to deal with my ex because I dumped him."