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Joke of the Day
"I don't always give her an orgasm, but when I do.. She spits it back at me."
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"Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dre"
"I asked a girl to kiss me under a mistletoe and she said she wouldn't kiss me under anesthesia."
"What brand of car would the Roadrunner be? Jeep Jeep"
"Losing your spouse can be hard. But it's not impossible."
"I bought quick oats and two days later my roommate showed up with instant oats. I will not be humiliated; I must find an even sooner oat."
"How do you know your girlfriend is too young? She only puckers up for her pacifier."
"Apparently this dude at the mall was just tying his shoe and did NOT want to play leap frog. My bad, dude. My bad."
"The Flash jacks off Welp, guess i jacked this one off too!"
"Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved."