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Joke of the Day

"How many ""friend-zoned"" guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."

"My father put a lot of pressure on me as a child. He used to say stuff like ""You're five years old? When I was your age I was six!"""

"Did you hear about the russian prosititute Nickersonanoff"

"Arvind Kejriwal wants absolute control of ""Aam aadmi party"" to enforce inner party democracy."

"What did the really ugly man do for a living ? He posed for Halloween masks !"

"Chuck Norris, the actor, film producer and screenwriter died in his house today at 76 years of age He is now feeling much better and has fully recovered from this minor annoyance"

"*accidentally deletes a tweet* MY LITERATURE!"

"How do you get a jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve"

"I finally learned what La Quinta means in English Behind Denny's"

"Food products made from real ingredients, unlike margarine, are whey butter."