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Joke of the Day
"Bono and the Edge walk into a bar Barman says ""not you two again"""
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"Hello, welcome to the evening news, where we're going to scare the shit out of you for 45 minutes, then weather & sports. Stay tuned."
"What's the worst thing about having a huge dick? Trying to hide it under the skirt."
"Are you spectacularly unfunny? But have heard the way funny people talk? Ever considered a career in morning radio?"
"You're on your deathbed. You gather the strength to utter your last words ""Boxers with pockets,"" you say. ""You'll never have to wear pants."""
"Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas."
"How was copper wire invented? 2 Jews bent down to pick up the same penny."
"Religion is like AIDS. Keep it to yourself."
"My Uncle Bill was a terrible door to door salesman. He never once was able to get one door to buy another."
"Women and washing machines What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? Washing machine doesn't want to cuddle after you drop a load in it."