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Joke of the Day

"Bono and the Edge walk into a bar Barman says ""not you two again"""

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's half off."

"I'd rather have a crying baby on my flight than a white dude who just did a trip to thailand and cant stop talking about it"

"My boss asked me to pick him something cheap up to eat for lunch he wasn't too happy when I came back with his daughter."

"What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift? Exchange him."

"I wish scientists could make us as indestructible as cartoons. I've got a list of people I'd like to drop an anvil on."

"I hope there will be a riot where I live... I really want to have an Xbox one and a new TV."

"Why don't bees go to church? Because they are in sects."

"Turns out Chlamydia is much easier to get than it is to spell."

"Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet? Crimea River"