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Joke of the Day
"[OC] What do you call a Latino on a bike? Juan less car (one less car)"
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"Why did the chicken cross the pathway? By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012."
"What language do pigs speak? Depends on which country they're from."
"How do the Chinese pick a name for their child? They throw a spoon down the stairs"
"You can lead a horse to water but it's pretty crowded there because of all the men you taught to fish in that other proverb."
"*gains winter weight for ""insulation"" *is now fat and cold"
"What do you call a mob of armed lesbians? Militia Etheridge"
"What does spinach and butt sex have in common? When they are forced on you as a child you resent them as an adult"
"Anyone have any sex laying around they're not using I could borrow?"
"Women want to be equal to men in every aspect except dating. You all want the same positions in the rest of the world but still expect to be wined and dined. How about steaks and bjs for the guys."