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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if someone grew up in New York City? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
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"What do you call a Jamaican squid? Calamarley"
"I've got a new job in a biscuit factory. So far I've made a packet."
"A boy goes to the drug store to buy some condoms. 'Do you want a bag?', the cashier asks him 'No', the boy says, 'she isn't *that* ugly'"
"What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese"
"Computer: Login failed. Did you forget your password? Me: oh shi-- [Cut to my password waiting alone on the side of a soccer field]"
"As an atheist I don't receive many xmas cards and the ones I do disproportionately say ""may God have mercy on your soul."""
"I got fired from my job at the sperm bank I said ""Get a load of this guy,"" every time someone walked in."
"The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart."
"""With my wife it was sex, sex, sex... Yes, three times in 35 years"" -Bob Monkhouse"