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Joke of the Day
"What do you call eight rabbits walking backwards together? A receding hare-line."
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"[circus school] ""So to tame the lion, you have this whip..."" What if the lion's too close? [picking up tiny stool] ""we've thought of that"""
"So this guy comes into a bar No wait... it was a horse. So this guy comes into a horse..."
"Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence defeat and detail in it. Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence defeat go before detail !"
"Nothing says ""poor money management"" like a run down house with a 60 inch plasma screen in the living room."
"What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13"
"Driver: My God... that weasel... Onlooker: He just went... ""pop""... Weasel's family: *sobbing* Ice-cream man: I've got an idea for a song y'all."
"Cats will be the hardest zombies to kill, with their -9 lives and all."
"What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes? A mental block!"
"This week in Nascar it all comes down to one race... The Caucasians."