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Joke of the Day

"What's a neckbeard's favorite pie? Lemon m'ringue pie"

"Why couldn't the mayonnaise kethup? Cuz he musturd."

"A man, his wife, his kid, and his dog all walk into a bar. *Ouch!* *Ouch!* *Ouch!* *Woof!*"

"""I've been a bad girl,"" she said. ""I need to be punished."" So I installed Windows 10 on her laptop."

"Yes I have exams. No, I'm not easily distracted. Yes, my shadow is interesting."

"Before calling me, ask yourself, ""Is this textable?"""

"Did you hear the one about the tiny prisoner who went down the stairs? It's a little condescending. ;)"

"we lost our power ""why?"" a transformer blew up by our house *eyes widen* ""that's awes-"" it's not as cool as it sounds"

"What do you call a dog on the beach? Sandy Claws Merry Christmas"

"What do a Caucasian woman's breasts have in common with clouds? They're both white fluffy things that float high above the fruitful land where the seeds are planted. Source: Brandon Sanderson"