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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face? A femijizm"
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"After weeks of being called lazy, not only did I put up all our Christmas decorations today, I also took them down."
"How do you find a blind man at a nude beach. It's not hard"
"What's the similarity of a dough and a human? If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise"
"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office I will find you. You have my word."
"A high five is like a regular five that laughs at everything and gets the munchies."
"What Hogwarts house was the Big Bad Wolf in? Hufflepuff"
"What is the most common kind of martial arts among Germans? Jewjitsu"
"I dont use one of those unfollower sites like a psycho. I use my handwritten list of followers and crosscheck it daily like a NORMAL PERSON!"
"Thinking about getting married? My wife got mad at me for doing all the yard work because we are in a fitbit step challenge together."