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Joke of the Day
"How is it that photons travel so fast? They are light."
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"Jesus loves you is always great to hear Unless you're in a mexican prison."
"What's a pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty."
"My towel is now in two pieces, rip. Rip, your parents' condom XD"
"I saw a blind man walking down the street one morning... I saw a blind man walking down the street one morning and as he passes by a fish market, he shouts ""Good morning ladies!!!"""
"It's ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too."
"If ""wings"" mean ""diabetes"" then yes, Red Bull gave me that."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because fuck you"
"What do you call a ghost's fart? Spectral emissions."
"I love these hot summer nights when you can open all the windows and fall asleep naked. I'm not sure my taxi driver appreciates it though."