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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a ghost's fart? Spectral emissions."
Next Joke
"Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married? A: Newlywebs."
"What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach? ....Sandy ego."
"Not to brag, but I finished this 14 day diet... in 3 hours and 38 minutes."
"What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes? Nothing."
"Men domesticated dogs to have a friend. Cats to eradicate the pests of the home. But we are still trying to domesticate women for easy reproduction."
"I told Leonardo DiCaprio a joke about the Oscars... He didn't get it."
"My friend asked me how long I'v been married. I told him 15 years, but with the wind chill it feels like 30"
"Are you from Heaven? Because you look like you just died"
"How do I raise my kids? Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it?"