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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a ghost's fart? Spectral emissions."
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"If someone writes you a long email that ends with ""Thoughts?"" just reply ""Nope."""
"googling ways to dispose of a body,mostly to freak out the douche behind me who keeps staring at my laptop screen"
"I had sex with a prostitute in a clown costume before Stephen King wrote that horror novel. In a pro pre-It."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beryl ! Beryl who ? Beryl of beer !"
"when a goth has an identity crisis do they bleach all their clothes"
"I've got a friend who's a psychopath and he's got a brilliant sense of humour. He kills me!"
"What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and wet? A Stick of Gum..."
"My school principal is also a mechanic When I asked him about my shaky car, he said it was grounds for suspension."
"The worst part about being homeschooled is getting bullied."