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Joke of the Day
"Jesus loves you is always great to hear Unless you're in a mexican prison."
Next Joke
"What birds spend all their time on their knees ? Birds of prey !"
"Why I'm leaving r/Jokes Going for some sushi. Brb in a hour or so."
"I'm thinking of investing in cancer research... I hear it's a growth industry."
"What bee is forbidden to the Muslims? Haram-bee"
"What's the difference between a fridge and a gay man? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."
"Why did the French Hen give up her job? One day she'd just had un uf."
"At the state fair I realized none of my troubles matter when you dip them in batter"
"What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country? an ill-eagle immigrant"
"Don't use up the last of the milk! Leave just enough in there to piss somebody off."