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"Attractive. Brainy. Romantic. Faithful. Makes good food. Gives great head. -- Online dating profile of a male praying mantis."

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"How to eat French fries: 1) Eat all the good ones. 2) Leave the yucky ones and feel superior. 3) Wait 5 minutes. 4) Eat all the yucky ones."
"Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Nobody likes a soggy cracker!"
"What do you say to Simba when he's slow? Mufasa! ""move faster"" heu heu heu"
"Ever hear the one about the midget and the razor blade? Me either, it got cut short."
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"The word 'twice' is so good they named it 'Twice'."
"What is the Taliban's Favorite Holiday Footwear? What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear? Missile Toe! Source: My brother on the way home from subway."
"Don't ever compete against Heinz... You're always going to play catch up."
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