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Joke of the Day
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because fuck you"
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"An Atheist, a Vegan and a Cross-fitter walk into a bar I only know because they told everyone within two minutes"
"Jerusalem by Don McLean I think the song could be greatly improved if at the line: ""All roads lead to you,"" the singer shakes a fist and yells out ""Take that, Rome!"""
"What do you call an upside-down ""W""? An M-poster"
"My neighbor is a micro biologist. I've never seen him."
"Welcome to Chili's here's your dirty fork, don't forget to spit on our hostess on the way out."
"Black Friday sales keep getting earlier and earlier Ferguson got a huge jump on things this year."
"What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office? Lost"
"Pizza is like sex... If three people are involved, someone's not gonna get as much as they want"
"the reason quarterbacks can throw the ball so far is because it's filled with spiders and they hate it so much"