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Joke of the Day
"What do Amy Schumer and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts."
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"Why put it in my calendar when I can just wait until someone texts me ""Where the hell are you?"""
"Grandpa joke: What becomes shorter when you add 2 letters? Short"
"Lil Wayne is like if a doctor's handwriting came to life."
"People that type in all caps are... Capitalists."
"Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house? Because he is an ex-Terminator."
"I tell you what makes my blood boil, faulty spacesuits."
"Why did Tommy Drop drop his ice cream Because he got hit by the ice cream truck"
"I got in touch with my inner self today. That's the last time I buy cheap toilet paper."
"I met a Japanese mathematician yesterday Japanese Mathematician: ""Acknowledge my presence, zero"" Me: ""Can you elaborate in mathematical terms?"" Japanese Mathematician: ""Notice me sin(pi)"""