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Joke of the Day
"I got in touch with my inner self today. That's the last time I buy cheap toilet paper."
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"A brazilian, uruguayan and argentinian walk into the bar... ...celona team. GOAAAAAAAAL ! GOAAAAAAAAL ! GOAAAAAAAAL !"
"I'm not racist. I treat everybody like they're black."
"I feel like Donald Trump and Bill Clinton have a $1 bet that Trump can make Hillary president and Bill can make her not president."
"I hate those unrealistic movies where women are friends."
"On the occasion of Women's Day...my wife decided to take a rest ...so I am the boss for today....."
"I know the secret to leaving a casino with a small fortune Walk in with a big fortune. Happy new year"
"Reports coming in of mass sheep rustling Suspects on the lamb"
"The problem with today's children is that today's parents are idiots."
"How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice? He won't stop banging at the door."