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Joke of the Day

"Grandpa joke: What becomes shorter when you add 2 letters? Short"

"How do you capture a polar bear? 1. Dig a hole in the ice. 2. Place a bunch of peas around the hole 3. When the bear comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole."

"[First Date] Me: ""I'm sorry. It's just that I've been burned before."" *Stuffs handful of fries through visor in hazmat suit *Closes visor"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Buffer ! Buffer who ? Buffer you can say Jack Robinson !"

"How do you kill a black man? Hide his food stamps in his work boots."

"Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road? It got stuck in a crack."

"What do you call a prostitute with one leg shorter than the other? A Trampoline."

"What car does Boba Fett drive? A ManDeLorean."

"So a lady with Parkinson's orders a grande decaf peppermint soy latte no whip and I forgot to put the lid on."

"If people from Poland are called 'Poles', why aren't people from Holland called 'Holes?"